Let’s face it, Monday always enters the chat like that one uncle who didn’t RSVP but now wants to lead opening prayers. Loud. Early. And slightly disrespectful.

But plot twist, this week, we’re the main characters. And no, not the sidekick in someone else’s story. We’re talking lead role, custom soundtrack, power-walk-in-slow-mo type of vibe. You’re the CEO of your own soft life. You’re not just surviving Monday, you’re owning it. Slow blinks, deep sighs, confident stroll to the kettle. You’re not stressed. You’re strategic.

Look, life’s gonna life. Deadlines, to-do lists, unexpected emails that start with “Just circling back…” 🙃 But here’s the thing, you’ve survived 100% of your worst days so far. That’s a pretty unbeatable track record.

Yes, the to-do list is long. The bank app is showing you pepper. Generator noise might be in the background. But still, you’re doing your best in a world that thinks overworking is a personality type.

So whether you’re sipping overpriced coffee, crying over Excel formulas, or just trying not to throw your phone across the room during a Zoom call, remember, you are not behind. You are not failing. You are literally doing your best in a world that thinks “burnout” is a personality type.

This Monday, let’s romanticise the little wins. Sent one email? You’re a corporate baddie. Made your bed? You’re basically a functioning adult. Breathed deeply before replying to that annoying text? Growth. Iconic. Enlightened.

Repeat after me. I am the plot twist. I am the drama. I am the reason Monday fears me now.